Breaking news: Philadelphia Eagles’ management move against sex scandal.
After winning their second Super Bowl in eight seasons, the Philadelphia Eagles are one of the most successful NFL teams of the twenty-first century. Therefore, whatever they’re doing is effective.
That seems to involve their front office and leadership using improper sex comparisons.
NFL owners voted against a proposal on Wednesday that would have essentially outlawed the Eagles’ now-famous “tush push” play. The contentious play was put to a vote for the second time, and many people believed it would be outlawed this time. The vote, however, just missed the required 75% threshold.
Dianna Russini of The Athletic summarized the behind-the-scenes actions taken by Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie to guarantee the tush push would survive. According to her, Lurie and other Philadelphia front office officials had lately reached out to other clubs in an attempt to rally opposition to Green Bay’s plan to outlaw the play. When Lurie made his last pitch on Wednesday morning, he noted that “it’s the safest play in the history of the game” before making a crude comparison.
That is undoubtedly one perspective on things. When Eagles executives discuss their team, it’s also standard procedure.
Howie Roseman, general manager of the Eagles, attempted to describe what it’s like to win two titles after Philadelphia overcame the Kansas City Chiefs to win the Super Bowl this past season.
On The McShay Show, Roseman remarked, “The first one…it’s almost like the first time you have sex.” “You are so happy that you had sex, even if it wasn’t very good. The second time, I think, “Wow, I can really enjoy this and have fun.”
Neither statement is anything we disagree with. We’re only pointing out that Philadelphia’s front staff has a narrow focus, much like Packers coach Matt LaFleur, who constantly appears to have pee on his mind.
